If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.