Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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