it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you win again, gameday.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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