The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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