Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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