You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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