I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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