if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize