Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I will pee on everything he values.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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