he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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