If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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