Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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