why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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