Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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