you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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