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(828): View more from North Carolina

Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned

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(914): View more from New York

Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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(517): View more from Michigan

winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.

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(917): View more from New York City

KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship

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