no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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