So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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