Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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