Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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