okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
