gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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