I'm going to jail i love you
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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