I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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