so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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