i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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