Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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