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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
porn star boner night. come get it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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