your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
