Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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