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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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