My room smells like vodka and shame
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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