Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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