Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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