I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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