I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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