I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.