butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dating After Heartbreak
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.