I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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