In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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