Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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