So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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