we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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