I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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