He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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