My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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