this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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