Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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