CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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