I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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