Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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