we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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