i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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