The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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